How to be Southern

As you can tell by my posts I have been thinking about being southern a lot lately. I think I Figured out what it takes to be southern:

1. A pick up truck...the bigger the better!
2. Parking that pick up truck on your front lawn
3. To gossip you say, "Jenny, bless her heart, just had another baby." then it is not gossip you see?
4. Grits, Gravy, and Biscuits
5. Large, big, and more for everything you do
6. Willingness to stop and talk to everyone everywhere
7. Use southern idioms, like, Be like the old lady who fell out of the wagon. (you aren't involved, so stay out of it) or Every dog should have a few feas. (no one is perfect)
8. And don't forget Y'all!